fat liars

The gym's fat liar and my personal fat liar don't agree with one another. Today, the gym's fat liar told me that I'm 11% body fat. My personal fat liar fluctuates between 14.5% and 17.5%; today it happens to think that I'm 16%. I have decided that the gym's fat liar is my friend because it tells me that I am only 2% away from my goal of single digits. Maybe this weekend's Upcoming Event of Stupidity will take off those last little percentage points.

1 comment:

Desmama said...

Just shut up. Right now.