Tuesday

nose-picking lexus

Coworker:

Oh, my gosh. Was he? Where's his finger? Is his finger really a foot up his nose? No . . . He's not . . . He wouldn't . . . You can't drive a Lexus and pick your nose! There's a rule against that! Think about the leather steering wheel.


Ten miles (and as many conversations) later:

I can't believe he would pick his nose like that! The nerve!

2 comments:

Th. said...

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How cheap does the car need to be before one can pick the nose?

Divided Details said...

It's not the cost of the vehicle as much as the age. If the car or truck or hummer is over ten-years old or over 80,000 miles, then it is allowable to pick one's nose. Kleenex is of course preferable.