join our team

The other day, after my dental exam, I stopped by Arby's for lunch. The following flyer was in my bag:

Join Our Team
  • Flexible Hours
  • A Fun & Challenging Job
  • A Complete Training Program
  • Competitive Pay and Benefits
  • Free Uniforms

Apply today!

Umm . . . Just because I eat there, why would you think I would want to work there? Oh, that's right. Free uniforms.


Absent-minded Secretary said...

You forgot about the "Complete Training Program." (Can you imagine what fast food industry would be like if they didn't train their employees?)

(BTW: Does my first comment have to be alphabetical if your blog entry isn't an alphabiographical one?)

I think I am going to go apply now so I can get some training for a fun and challenging job.

Master Fob said...

I acknowledge that Edgy is master of this particular domain, but in my humble opinion alphabetical comments should only be required on alphabetical entries. Perhaps he needs to give us a complete training program.

Absent-minded Secretary said...

Sigh. I guess that I can sit through "Appropriate Blog Commenting Training" ... but only if Edgy offers competitive pay and benefits... and a free uniform.