It's become official . . . I am only interesting because the people I hang out with are interesting. Yeah . . . Sucks to be me, I know.
Have you noticed that white truck with the Porter Rockwell decal? We see it every day. I've realized that we probably drive to work with the same ten people every day. That means that I don't hate general stupid drivers but ten specific stupid drivers. Do I need to repent of that?
also from Coworker (because she's brilliant):
That cover not only killed the book, it killed the pope.