hellfire and damnation

Coworker: Since we can't say hellfire and damnation, what exactly are the suitable substitutes again?

Coworker2 (henceforth to be known as Iguana Sam): Purgatory, Hades, the Bad Place, eternal torment, Roseanne Barr reruns . . . That's all I can think of off the top of my head.


Master Fob said...

I object to the Roseanne Barr comment. Roseanne is the epitomy of high-end white trash comedy. Of course, maybe I shouldn't object--it'll be nice to have some good entertainment in hell if that's where I end up.

Th. said...


For those of you interested in such things.

Absent-minded Secretary said...

That was hilarious!

Master Fob said...

Oh, how embarrassing. I meant to say epitome with an e, really.