Friday

scarred

Conversation the First

Desk Employee: I have been scarred for life.

Edgy: How is that?

DE: I walked in on a lady in the locker room.

Edgy: And that scarred you for life?

DE: She was naked.

Edgy: Umm . . . Have you not noticed that you also have girl parts?

DE: It was scarring.
Conversation the Second
Edgy: The men's locker room needs towels.

DE: Is there anyone in there?

Edgy: I'm not sure if I should tell you, considering that you're scarred going into your own locker room.

DE: But you don't understand. It was truly scary.

Edgy: Sure . . .

DE: Fine. You see, the lady was standing there naked, using the blowdryer.

Edgy: Ooh . . . Scary.

DE: She wasn't blow drying her head.

4 comments:

Jér said...

I'm laughing, but just reading this has scarred me as well.

Th. said...

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Well, golly, if she was wet.....

N.F. said...

HAHA! That's freaking AWESOME!

The Ugly Swan said...

But...I'm confused...didn't Ruskin tell us women only have hair on their heads?