Conversation the First
Desk Employee: I have been scarred for life.Conversation the Second
Edgy: How is that?
DE: I walked in on a lady in the locker room.
Edgy: And that scarred you for life?
DE: She was naked.
Edgy: Umm . . . Have you not noticed that you also have girl parts?
DE: It was scarring.
Edgy: The men's locker room needs towels.
DE: Is there anyone in there?
Edgy: I'm not sure if I should tell you, considering that you're scarred going into your own locker room.
DE: But you don't understand. It was truly scary.
Edgy: Sure . . .
DE: Fine. You see, the lady was standing there naked, using the blowdryer.
Edgy: Ooh . . . Scary.
DE: She wasn't blow drying her head.