Yes, it's true. I have purchased the craptastic final tome of the abysmal quadrology. (And clocking at 754 pages, how can it be anything but craptastic?)
But I have justified my purchase so:
- We all knew I was going to buy this book.
- We all knew I was going to read this book.
- We all knew I was going to hate this book.
It's kinda like voting in a presidential election in Utah—my vote doesn't matter. So I have decided to purchase it this week when we know it's going to go to the top of the bestseller list instead of buying it later and contributing to its stay at the top of the bestseller list.
Furthermore, I have bought it someplace dark and seedy and where its purchase cannot be traced back to me.